Corrupt-A-Wish

Okay someone makes a wish, the next poster grants it in a bad way, and makes new wish.
Ex.

A: I wish I could fly.
B: Granted, you can fly one inch off the ground. I wish for pizza.
C: Granted, but the pizza is poisoness. I wish...
And so on.

I wish I had some cookies.

Granted, the cookies have broccoli in them.

I wish for lotsa spaghetti.

Granted, but the spaghetti is actually penne noodles!

I wish that i could not have school tomorrow

Granted,the school exploded!!BUT someone that likes school wished it back

i wish for lots and lots of snow!

Granted, a big clump of snow falls on top of you.

I wish post count didn't go up in the forum games forum because it gets spammy in forum games.

Granted: it doesnt go up so the 2nd admin is someone who registers and never comes on again

new wish: i wish cows spots were orange.

Granted, but the orange is so bright it burns your eyes to smithereens (Was that spelled right? )

I wish for a PS3.

Granted: you get a stolen one and the police catch you and take you to jail

new wish: i wish mario games could be for the playstation and xbox not just nintendo


by the way...i dont know how to spell that

Granted, but now Sega games are only on Sega consoles.

you need to post a new wish...i will for you,

new wish: i wish that there were 1000 more smileys to the smiley collection :D

granted, but then one eats you... munch, munch munch

I wish that i had a blueberry crumble pie :!:

granted: the pie has a poisoness spider in it the bites you and turns you into and evil spiderman

wish: i wish frogs had 10 legs

Granted, but each extra leg has lazers on them that always aim and hit you.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

granted, and now you help everyone forever

i wish that sonic was cerlean blue

granted but the blue ness burned youre eyes burned like mad!!

i wish i could go inside a video game

Granted, your eyes are now melted.

I wish this wish was granted.

granted now its granted

iwish a had sonic speed

granted you couldnt control it and ran into a wall

wish i wish i could breath under water and on land

granted but you turned into a air breathing fish!

i wish i was never hungery

granted, but your never full

I wish that i could take elements like H2 and O2 and cteate water H2O with my air bending

Granted, you create big letters that read "H2O".

I wish THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STIVE FOR!

Granted, but you wonder what Ganon is up to.

I wish my friends weren't the most retarded people in the world.

granted but thier really smart making them nerds

Your invisible wish has been granted.

I wish I didn't wish. (Yeah, lets create a paradox!

Granted, but by wishing you didn't wish you actually wished by wishing for a wish that never was wished for wishing.

I wish this place had more users!